Mom Gets A Dog For Her Birthday

Mom Gets A Dog For Her Birthday

By Jonathan Rodham

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Synopsis

DESCRIPTION: It’s always hard to find a good birthday gift for your mother, but the daughter in this short story is fortunate enough to find that perfect gift that seems to elude the rest of us. She gets her mom a nice dog stud well trained in the manners of sexual pleasure that will not only please Mother, but all the guests at the birthday party. This is a white trash rump set in a trailer park that will get your juices running. EXCERPT: But I have friends in low places, so I made a few calls. I have a former high school girlfriend, Giselle, who is a white trash slut, Giselle. I called her and asked her point blank, “I need a dog to breed a bitch with, but I have to bring the stud home, where the lucky bitch is. Do you know of anybody who would rent me a dog?” “My brother Jimmy has a dog he can rent to you for breeding. Where do you want him to take the dog? Where is the bitch?” “I don’t want your brother Jimmy to bring the dog here. I want to pick it up all by myself.” “Well, let me talk to him and see how much he wants, honey.” Giselle was named in our high school yearbook as the girl most likely to get knocked up by her dad. She didn’t get the joke at the time.

Jonathan Rodham

  • Publisher:
  • Lots Cave, Inc.
  • ISBN:
  • 9791220837118
  • Language:
  • Inglés
  • Size:
  • Kb
  • Published:
  • December 27, 2020
  • Protection:
  • Sin DRM

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